(Source: savemefromtheinternet, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(Source: savemefromtheinternet, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Oh great, there he goes off into his fantasy world. Now we’re stuck here waiting ‘till he snaps out of it with some weird comment.
Cats are liquid. “Liquids … take the shape of the container while maintaining a constant volume”. That’s it. So cats are liquid.
shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via
Time to be a cat.